Two fluent English speakers walk into a bar.
One is ‘sophisticated’ while the other one is from Bihar.
A heterosexual and a homosexual musician walk into a bar.
One is an ‘artist’ while the other one is just bizarre.
Two Car enthusiasts walk into a bar.
One owns a Jaguar while the other owns Jaguar.
Two equally dumb, vulgar, misogynistic, unsuccessful guys walk into a bar.
One gets the deserved treatment from the opposite sex, but the other guy plays a guitar.
A future assassin walks into a bar.
His weapons of choice:a cigarette, a beedi, a cigar.
An Actor, having attended his mother’s funeral, walks into a bar.
Over a drink he wonders,now who’s the bigger star.
